New Englanders Unite
Even though we folks in the Berkshires are closer to Albany than we are Boston or Providence, we are still New England to the core. We ignore our R’s, we relish our rivalries with New York, we laugh at blizzards, and we love our wood stoves. If you’re reading this, you know we also love our sports teams and love our cannabis. For those of us who are able, we love growing it, we love rolling up fat joints, we love the social boost when hanging out with our friends, and we love the sound sleep a night time gummy provides for us. Soooo… How about we put these passions of ours together for a common benefit.
The Patriot Way
Our local NFL team has made a very positive name for themselves over the past two decades. Ownership has consistently put a competitive team on the field, and we have had had our share of Hall of Famers, including some guy named Tom who won a few games for us. We have also become known for teamwork, accountability, pre-game preparation, and humility. That is the true Patriot Way. As the previous coach used to preach, “Together Everybody Achieves More”. We like that ethos, and we’d like to extend that philosophy to you, our loyal customers. Whether or not you are of the mindset that fans can influence the outcomes of games, we believe that, and we want to thank you for doing you part for the Patriots Organization.
When the Pats Win, We All Win
Here’s how we want this to work out. Over the next 4 Sundays, before we get to the playoffs, our boys in Foxboro will be playing the Bills, the Ravens, the J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets, and the Dolphins. When they win (I’m not saying “if”), WHEN they win, with your help and my help influencing the plays of the game by cheering from our couches and fire pits, you get a special fan-deal at Himalayan High through Tuesday of the following week. Similar to 99 restaurants having kids’s meals for free after Red Sox wins, we want to give you a gesture of thanks for being a part of the Patriots extended Organization. Staring from the final whistle at the end of the game through closing on Tuesday, wear any Patriots gear when you come to the store and you’ll get a little more than a field goal’s worth off your entire purchase. That’s right. If the Pats win their game on the field, you win at our check-out counter. You’re part of the team, as are we, so we feel it’s only right that we all take part in the victors’ spoils.
Coming Down the HomeStretch
There are four games left in this surprisingly good regular season, then it’s on to the playoffs. Join us at Himalayan High to celebrate the revival of our local gridiron gang, and reap the rewards of a successful football season. This isn’t gambling; there’s no point spread, no over-under, no parlays to think about. Simply root on our Patriots as we’ve always done, then wear team merch to pick up your cannabis over the next couple of days. Winner winner, infused dinner.